Friday, August 07, 2009

Funniest video I've seen in a while.

You will love this. Enjoy

Someone is going to die!

Yes, someone is going to die.

The battle over "healthcare reform" is heating up. People who oppose this bill are being labelled as "brown shirts", and "astro-turf grassroot nuts."

Meanwhile the Democrats are told by their leadership to "push back twice as hard" when confronted at their "townhall meetings."

When a big scuffle breaks out and someone gets hurt or even killed, we will be told that it is the fault of the Republicans and/or Fox news and/or talk radio ______ (fill in the blank with Rush, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity etc).

I predict this and you can count on it coming true.

Monday, August 03, 2009

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Eye Test

Can you spot the 44th president of the U.S. in the chart above?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Sarah Palin

To me Sarah has a Canadian accent in her speech. I guess Alaska is close to Canada.

No, I have it. She has a North Dakota accent or jargon. Hell it is as close to Canada as Alaska.

No, better yet I hear Frances McDormand, an actress who played a pregnant Brainerd Police Chief Marge Gunderson, in the movie "Fargo." Yah, that is who she sounds like.

The Difference two men facing adversity

If you haven't heard or read John McCain's story of facing adversity in 5 1/2 years in Vietnam prison camp. If you haven't heard it all yet or read it all, here is his story:

And this is how the Democrat faces his adversaries in the election. First is his reaction to something Hillary said about him in the election primary:

And he responded to Sarah Palin in the election with this: Of course the media is making excuses for his comments, but they fail to mention that the person introducing Obama set the table before the speech and hyped the lipstick on the other candidate (Actually it is a lipstick on a Pit Bull, her analogy to a hockey mom. MSM just does not get it or understand it). This is only a few seconds of his speech but the crowd there got the "joke."

Obama is such a big man. Imagine him facing the people against the U.S..

No, I am not a McCain supporter. I at least admire what he done while in a Vietnam prison camp. I can't stand his "pussiness" in D.C. "Stand up to the bastards in D.C. like you did the North Vietnamese", I have always said.

But you have to admit, he is 10 times the man of Obama. Hell, Sarah is twice the man that pansy ass Obama will ever be.


I am not voting for the baby killing, communist terrorist, tax raising liberal.

I am not for the RINO (Republican in Name Only) media whore.


Texas Sex

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best."

"I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy "What is it?"

"Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, 'Boy, these feel just like your sister's.'

Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds."

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

email I received

Whoever composed this should run for President.

If only this were true ................


'My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER It'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France , Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez&nbs p;amies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York !

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 Its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism I answer them by saying, 'damn tootin.'

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America . Thank you and good night. 'If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.

The End.

I agree with of this.
I would add: I would pull out of the U.N. and make a naval ship out of the steel of the building.