Sunday, November 05, 2006

Soon to be sung around the world.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor:
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister:
But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor:
To see?

Barrister:
If he

Mayor:
If he?

Barrister:
Is morally, ethic'lly

Iraqi No.1:
Spiritually, physically

Iraqi No.2:
Positively, absolutely

Iraqi People:
Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor:
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Iraqi's and their descendants:

Barrister:
If any.

Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,227574,00.html

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