A Marine

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair,went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him knocking him off the platform.
The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “God was too busy today protecting America’s troops who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an ass hole. So, He sent me.”

Sabino High School

Sabino High School returns for another shot at the State title. Sabino beat a tough team, Scottsdale Chaparral, to advance to finals for the second year in row. I might add, my son #73, starts as defensive and offensive tackle. Read more here :

http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/sports/34533.php

http://www.azstarnet.com/sports/158697

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/preps/articles/1201sabino1202.html

Soon to be sung around the world.

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead!

Mayor:
As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally.

Barrister:
But we've got to verify it legally, to see

Mayor:
To see?

Barrister:
If he

Mayor:
If he?

Barrister:
Is morally, ethic'lly

Iraqi No.1:
Spiritually, physically

Iraqi No.2:
Positively, absolutely

Iraqi People:
Undeniably and reliably Dead

Coroner:
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined him.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.

Mayor:
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Iraqi's and their descendants:

Barrister:
If any.

Mayor:
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,227574,00.html

Taken from thepeoplescube.com 

This is everywhere on the internet. You will not see this in your local newspaper. 

It's election time.

The main stream media really shows its true colors this time of the year. It can't be said better than this: http://www.thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=901

Just a thought

As a microbiologist, the phase "organically grown" means the food produced was grown in shit. It may be cow shit, or horse shit or chicken shit or even human shit. Give me chemically grown food any day.

Does anyone else wonder if the recent spinich and lettuce crops infected with E. coli (actually it is Escherichia coli O157:H7) were being grown as "organic." Just a thought.

Read how much fun Escherichia coli O157:H7 can be, http://www.cdc.gov/Ncidod/dbmd/diseaseinfo/escherichiacoli_g.htm

ABC - Assholes By Clinton

ABC will no doubt cave in and "edit" out those parts of the the upcoming docu-drama on 9/11 that are "negative" to Clinton. Blow-job Bill tries to prop up his legacy at the expense of the truth. (wasn't that the real legacy of his whole presidency).

Democrats threaten their (ABC) operating license, truth being covered up, lawyers determining our behavior - sums up what the American people can expect if they elect Democrats to Congress or the Presidency. All we need is a Carter (or even better yet, Clinton) appointed judge determining some holy writ in the Constitution that would prohibit the showing of this docu-drama to the American people.

Democrats complain that the negative light cast on Clinton will effect the outcome of the fall elections. When in truth, the Democrats underhandedness, lying, whining of the whole ordeal will have more of an effect on the votings of most Americans.

NFL week 1

The Bears will easily cover the 3.5 against the Packers and Seattle will cover the 6.5 over the Lions.

Only 18 minutes before kickoff! Get your bets down now!

Well, it's been a while since my last post. Just got fed up with this free "blogger.com." It just would not cooperate while trying to post some my most brilliant writings. I'll give it another try.

You get what you pay for.

It's moving right? No wait it's stopped, No......

http://www.hedonistica.com/image.php?path=/images/2006/04/optical-illusion.gif

You have got to read this!

http://midwestrightwingers.blogspot.com/ see Happy Easter Mr. President......

Cynthia McKinney

What more can be said about her behavior? Here is the best article I've come across about the whole debacle.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2006/04/the_congresswoman_and_the_admi.html

check it out

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/


When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Get it?