Thursday, June 26, 2008

The world's largest woodpecker

The woman holding it in her hands allows you to really see the scale of it.






Where I come from, the tree in the photo is also known as a "Dillon" tree.


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Cowboy

A rugged Cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Colorado, goes into the doctor's office and has some test run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, you have AID'S."

Cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?"

The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grape Nuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."

Cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me doctor?"

"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for!!"

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Mallard Fillmore




See all of Mallard Fillmore here:
http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/mallard1.asp

Joke of the Day

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: 'Want coffee.'

The waiter says, 'Sure, Chief. Coming right up.'

He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, then walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, 'Want coffee.'

The waiter says 'Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?'

The Indian smiles and proudly says ......
'Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Conservatives Be Aware!

I found a site that offers "free" conservative bumper stickers. To qualify also visit their site MetroSpy.

Free bumpers stickers:
http://www.bumperclub.com/free.htm

MetroSpy site:
http://www.shopmetrospy.com/

Sunday, June 08, 2008

A U.S. MAP for all of us

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Friday, June 06, 2008

The Amish Farmer

THE AMISH FARMER

An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and drinking from his farm pond.

The Amish farmer shouts:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water. The cows have shit in it.')

The kneeling man shouts back:
'I'm a Muslim. I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak in English.'

The Amish farmer says: 'Use two hands. You'll get more.'