Overheard on the radio the other day:
A very short Psychic escaped from Prison today. The poster read: Small Medium at Large!
Overheard at work:
After filling her tank with gas, a women pulls out the handle and spills gas on sweater. While driving home and distraught, she unthinkingly lights up a cigarette to calm herself. Of course the arm of her sweater catches fire. She puts her arm out the window (hoping to put out the flames) and starts waving it about.
A policeman sees a passing motorist, with a burning, waving arm stuck out the window, and is forced to shoot her.
Her crime? Waving a firearm in public!
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